Six Ways to Survive Celestial Events

A love story

TJ Benson
TJ Benson
May 30, 2019 · 10 min read
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When the mercury retrograde came two Decembers ago, I was twenty-five and madly in love.

SShe liked my left eyebrow. Her middle name was Rose but she thought it was too cliché or something. I thought it was cliché and beautiful. Our first physical…