My Drug Dealer’s Snake

Eventually, he’s going to make you watch him feed it

Lauren Hough
May 16, 2019 · 8 min read
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I’sitting on the edge of this guy’s waterbed while he explains the belt drive on his record player. Or maybe his record player’s better because it doesn’t have a belt drive. I’m not sure. I haven’t been listening because I don’t give a shit. He says the waterbed’s vintage but I think I’ve got it beat. When did they start adding…