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I’m Not Jealous, I’m Territorial

I trust my husband; I just don’t trust the rest of the world

Illustration by Carmen Johns

II heard a story about a woman who knew her husband had left her when she came home from work and their Alexa was missing.

The woman put something in the oven and said, “Alexa! Set the timer.”




A new magazine from Roxane Gay offering some of the most interesting and thoughtful cultural criticism to be found on the Web. Our first quarterly is coming in June 2019. We value deep explorations, timelessness, and challenging conventional thinking without being cheap and lazy.

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Helen Ellis

Helen Ellis

Helen Ellis is the author of the funny essay collection, Southern Lady Code. You can find her on twitter @WhatIDoAllDay and Instagram @AmericanHousewife.

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