I’m Not Jealous, I’m Territorial

I trust my husband; I just don’t trust the rest of the world

Helen Ellis
Gay Mag

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Illustration by Carmen Johns

II heard a story about a woman who knew her husband had left her when she came home from work and their Alexa was missing.

The woman put something in the oven and said, “Alexa! Set the timer.”

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Helen Ellis
Gay Mag

Helen Ellis is the author of the funny essay collection, Southern Lady Code. You can find her on twitter @WhatIDoAllDay and Instagram @AmericanHousewife.